I recently had an epiphany. It was a couple of days ago when I was in the kitchen trying to figure out what to eat for lunch. At the bottom of the fridge sat a sad, half eaten turkey sandwich that was getting soggier by the second. Sigh. Even in it's sad state, the sandwich had potential. I thought to myself that I could throw it in the microwave for a minute, to get the cheese melted and attempt to bring it back to life. But that would only worsen the soggy-ness. The oven! Of course! But, I didn't have time to heat an oven; I had to be to work in 20 minutes. What to do? If only there was a small appliance that could heat like an oven in the time of a microwave. Then the light bulb above my head lit up. I knew what had been lacking in my life. A toaster oven! I felt like I had discovered the secret to life.